Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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