So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
We need a shit load of segways right now
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Randomize
