You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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