They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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