Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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