I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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