absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Everything about him screamed your future.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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