Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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