no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Randomize
