My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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