New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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