ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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