i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Randomize
