So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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