do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Panties = found
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