i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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