Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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