He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
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