So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Randomize
