So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
