I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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