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(704): View more from North Carolina

So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.

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(734): View more from Michigan

I wish I only lived at night.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was

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(936): View more from Texas

he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.

(812): View more from Indiana

and...?

(936): View more from Texas

I told him it was alright.

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(509): View more from Washington

The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.

(770): View more from Georgia

That's the only definition of lonely that I know.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor

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(480): View more from Arizona

Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex

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(773): View more from Illinois

You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra

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