it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
sarcasm needs its own font
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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