it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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