Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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