Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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