my vag is so smooth its legendary
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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