He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Is it because I queefed?
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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