this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
