I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize