I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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