He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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