but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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