I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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