He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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