matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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