I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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