I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Randomize