Don't you send me to vm
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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