I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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