But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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