I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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