why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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