i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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