I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I could fuck to npr.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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