using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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