And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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