I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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