she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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