So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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