Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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